[DUmmie caseymoz, expect a Kewpie Doll to soon be migrating to your mailbox.]
There! :)
Posted on 07/24/2012 7:57:55 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
[DUmmie caseymoz, expect a Kewpie Doll to soon be migrating to your mailbox.]
There! :)
DUmmies, please leave... Cuba is nice this time of year. Of course, you might be upset that Castro might be to the right of O.
DUmmies, please leave... Cuba is nice this time of year. Of course, you might be upset that Castro might be to the right of O.
Oh...yeah! Guess they do! :)
WE could get giggles by their exported whines.
Well, when I first started reading this thread, I started to post the obvious...well, just get your happy rear ends out of here and find a country that you find superior to the US and that will let you emigrate.
But as always, you made me laugh. So I think I’ll just start rounding up packing boxes and taking up a collection for u-hauls.
If all the liberals left, what would we do? Besides balance the budget, lower the crime rate at least 90 percent, and just generally be a far more polite nation. Admittedly, you might have to go to 7-11 instead of Starbucks for the coffee for a while, and Broadway would need a season or two to find new people. But we’d pull through somehow.
Cuba should be a paradise for the dummies. Everyone (well except for government officials) gets a generous salary of $25 per month. You’re treated equally. It doesn’t matter if you are a doctor, sweep streets, drive a horse drawn bus or don’t work at all—you get $25 per month and get to share an apartment with other interesting people.
You can learn Spanish while waiting in line for the rice and beans allocated to you by a most equitable rationing system. If you want to supplement your income, you can sell your body on the streets and learn the mysteries of the black market.
You will enjoy free medical care administered by a “physician” with two years of medical training. You can march in parades in support of the revolution (just don’t bring your Che posters).
Just think how wonderful it will be in a land of social justice where everyone (well, almost everyone) earns the same, lives the same and eats the same.
¡Un paraíso tropical!
The problem with their emigration theory (even if they were actually serious), is that pretty much every country prefers immigrants that have valuable skills, and money (ie can contribute to the country, rather than be a drain on it). Since DUmmies have no valuable skills (and they don’t come from 3rd world hell holes), it is unlikely than any country would accept them. Unless of course they have money, and the money people tend to be the ones who leave to protect their assets from the government...hmmmm
All the Venezuelans I know live in Puerto Rico!
I’ve been waiting since Reagan for just one of these asshats to make good on their threat.
I would really, really like to see the faces of the DUmmies who move here to Canada when they discover that we are NOT the socialist utopia they imagine us to be. Then I will sell tickets when Immigration punts them back across the border.
And BTW they will be thoroughly shattered when they discover that Toronto has a conservative mayor.
And ironically, if he moved to Canada he would probably be better off because we have a Conservative government and a lower unemployment rate. I just started a business in Toronto and things are looking up.
Well, for certain, many places where they seldom change them, so it is all good for liberals with their usual hygiene issues............
Well done.
Bravo Charles! Your comments were LOL all the way through.
As a Jersey guy, “u mad bro?” got me!
Definitely a top five!
Got some great laughs.
Has anybody who’s been following DUmmieland for a while ever seen even one of them back up the “threat” of leaving and actually do it, then post how great their new life is in their tolerate anything utopia? I’ve never seen one.
My grandson is bi-lingual. . . .
[Well, he’s still your grandson. Accept him for who he is.]
pure gold
[Is that you, Anthony Weiner?]
You mean barry broke his promise of keeping unemployment under 8% if the stimulus was passed? Who'da thunk it??
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