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Um, no, jerk, YOU are looking AT THE INCORRECT ROW.

THE RELEVANT BOX FOR THE QUESTION OF THE HOME BIRTH IS 6C, NOT 6A.

So says you. "Place of birth" is 6a. It has a "6" beside it. What does this "6" mean?

Under Institution it has Kapiolani Hospital. It says if other, list address. Obviously there is no other address listed. No doubt you will argue that that was either left blank or had a different address, and has been subsequently changed to Kapiolani. I'm willing to listen to this notion provided you stop acting like an @sshole.

Do try to keep up.

You mean go along with what you say, even if it isn't correct? Um No, sorry, I prefer to think for myself.

I'm willing to listen to this notion provided you stop acting like an @sshole.

Huh? You didn't read the thread correctly, then you post to me in insulting terms, and then when I call you a jerk in response you claim I'M the one at fault and I'M being an asshole?

You remind me of the old joke about Democrats:

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "But how did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You've made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect ME to solve your problem. You're in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now, it's MY fault!