“I’m dazzled by her genius at packing several soul-crushing blows into one sentence: “
6) Your mother is an idiot
Strange as it may seem, when I was quite young I asked mom why she liked the white meat on chicken better than the dark. She said it was because it is much juicier. I questioned her wisdom from that day forward.
You can only imagine how much I've questioned others...LOL
I hope this boy wakes up soon.