[muir_redwoods]

And as a patient, I may start asking about your substance abuse; medical doctors have an extremely high rate of drug addiction. Also, doctor, are you involved in any Medicare fraud or other insurance fraud? What are you doing about depression?

Two can play.

[TheOldLady]

Firing back aggressive questions at a doctor is a bad idea. They're so arrogant and know it all that they will probably note your "hostility" and put you down for a gun owner and TEA party terrorist.

I'd go with a wide eyed, "Guns are dangerous, Doctor!"

And it's not even a lie... Depending...