Please insert some paragraph breaks! I am begging you!
Not only am I unable to read the text through, but the importance of letting you know what you need to do to increase your readership has completely preempted my little joke based on the title of your article but which you would have seen anyway within a few posts:
“IT’S A COOKBOOK!!!”
Just don’t read anything I write! I don’t mind. I only wrote this stuff because I was pissed about something or another.
Whether anyone reads this stuff or not, I don’t really have any feeling one way or the other.
The next one I put on is the last one I wrote, and I really don’t plan on writing anymore of them. I’m moving way out into the middle of nowhere in 3 weeks, so...