[PJ-Comix]

When PAINFUL reality finally kicks in for the DUmmies soon, that's when they will be at their FUnniest. I am predicting that we will soon see the DUmmies at their comedic best when it becomes Mourning In America for them. Right now they are pretending not to notice the Grim Reaper. They know what's in store for them but they just can't bear to face it...por ahora.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Gay State Conservative]

From an audio clip I just heard today:

AIN'T TOO PROUD TO BEG

[jakerobins]

Maybe a Peter Griffin outfit? Then start a Flash Mob to disturb the March and do a mass Surfing Bird song?? LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184&NR=1&feature=endscreen

[wideawake]

They actually believe that their Million Puppet March:

(1) is wickedly clever

(2) will be devastating to the Romney campaign

(3) will change someone's vote

People will actually spend time and money attending this nonevent.

[Hardraade]

The other Obama endorser: Texe Marrs.

http://www.powerofprophecy.com/

[BreitbartSentMe]

Speaking of binders, check this out: Go to Amazon’s website and put the word ‘binder’ in the search box. Click on any of the items returned, and look at the comments. It’s full of stuff like this:

“I ordered one of your binders and had it shipped to me overnight. Imagine my disappointment when I opened it, and didn’t find any women inside. I distinctly remember hearing that there were binders full of women somewhere. How can I get one of these?”

Hundreds of these comments are posted, people are having a field day making jokes out of it. And the media continues to push that meme as bad for Romney. What idiots!

[rurgan]

Hope you do one right after the election to see the meltdown!

[Fiji Hill]

WOW! I like that one. Here's the original:

• The Bird's the Word--The Rivingtons (1963)

Here's another:

• Do the Bird--Dee Dee Sharp (1963)

[mrsmith]

Nope, the perfect song is...

“Hit The Road Barrack!”
(and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rEsVp5tiDQ
Ray Charles - Hit The Road Jack (Original)

(and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more, no more)

[prairiebreeze]

Who’s the leader of the club
That’s made for you and meee?

B-a-r-a-c-k O-b-a-m-a!!

[FredZarguna]

Charles NoBrickashaw "Big Bird" Coburn today won a temporary injunction against a microsite promising a hugh "October Surprise." "I got your "huge October Surprise" right here, beyotches," the popular puppet character raged outside the courthouse, following his successful motion to quash.

Most American children know him as "Big Bird." Thankfully, very few are aware that was also the nom de plume that Charles Nobrickashaw "Big Bird" Coburn used during a brief stint as a porn star in New York City in the mid-1960's before his breakthrough role in the off color, off-Broadway musical production of Three Lays of the Condor got him an audition for a role on Sesame Street in 1969.

The proceedings were briefly halted this afternoon when the judge ordered a temporary recess while the litigant's attorney went searching for pants. "Yer Judgeship, I aint wore pants anywhere, anytime since 1958. Come to think of it, that was in court, too." Mr. Bird objected to the catcalls and raucous hoots from the assembled crowd, many of whom grew up with the lovable character, never suspecting his shadier past.

[TSG, with additional material reprinted copyright The New York Post.]

[lwd]

I was thinking more “war on women”... like a full body condom... or a giant vig hina.

[Doomonyou]

I’m going as a meat Popsicle.

[Old Sarge]

I thought the 0dinga Theme Song came courtesy of those two Chinese chicks - “Magic Bus”?

[JRios1968]

...so maybe the way to go is by appearing in something totally unexpected...

[JRios1968]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ewZcj1pvrA

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

:: appearing as a Temporary SockPuppet ::

Two things that might cause you to think about this option:

1. Everyone will realize you are, ultimately, a vagina (”9U$$Y”) anyway; like WRP; and,

2. Someone may accuse you having molested students of a certain Northeastern prep school.

Lose - lose, PJ! Avoid the puppet.

[ShorelineMike]

P.J. (et alia):

We know that Barack Obama fancies himself to be (among other things) the second coming of Al Green.

However, Gloria Allred's "October Surprise" is that that the President was holding tryouts for his post-Presidential singing group, "Barack Obama and the Voting Vaginas," at the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte: