How did the plie-ing Mayor lose his finger?
Rahm used to brag he lost it in an Israeli tank while in
the IDF. Then he musta found out American citizens lose
their citizenship by serving in the army of a foreign country.
B/c then he said he lost it in a sandwch shop---
when a cut got infected and necessitated amputation.
We got no paper trail---so I guess we'll never know (/cackle.)