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1 posted on 03/23/2013 12:25:02 PM PDT by JoeProBono
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Joe,

Our former president bushwhacked Jack Bauer and he now works for zero’s DHS teaching agents how to apply plastic hand cuffs. He was spotted watching a female field hockey team walk through the X-ray machine at O’hare Airport.
The Goalie noticed Jack’s leering grin, so she clobbered Jack with her big goalie stick. Jack’s been out on disability every since, He then got hooked on Oxy. Last I heard Zero invited him over to the White Hut for beer and barbecue.


23 posted on 03/23/2013 12:52:05 PM PDT by STD ( Intellectuals, they are a wrecking crew, dismantling civilization)
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We never watched one episode of 24 when it was airing.

We started watching it a few weeks ago on Netflix streaming with no ads.

Love it.

24 posted on 03/23/2013 12:55:03 PM PDT by what's up
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He’s on the TV Series - Touch - right now ... :-)


25 posted on 03/23/2013 12:55:25 PM PDT by Star Traveler (Remember to keep the Messiah of Israel in the One-World Government that we look forward to coming)
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The Chinese brainwashed him when he was their prisoner. Now he's a greeter at Walmart protecting their stuff from shoplifters.

-PJ

30 posted on 03/23/2013 1:00:10 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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I prefer Mitch Rapp.


31 posted on 03/23/2013 1:06:10 PM PDT by CincyRichieRich (Keep your head up and keep moving forward!)
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Drugs?


32 posted on 03/23/2013 1:08:42 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Why should I get Valium when wine comes in 5-liter boxes?)
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His 24 hours of fame ran out.


33 posted on 03/23/2013 1:08:53 PM PDT by Alex Murphy ("If you are not firm in faith, you will not be firm at all" - Isaiah 7:9)
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Jackquestration


34 posted on 03/23/2013 1:09:45 PM PDT by bigmak007 (They who can't control their own passions, want to passionately control others.)
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He’s back at Gitmo as Lt. Kendrick.


35 posted on 03/23/2013 1:11:22 PM PDT by EEGator
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He retired and took up knitting.


37 posted on 03/23/2013 1:32:51 PM PDT by SC DOC
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My kids hated “24”....when it was on everybody had to be quiet as church mice...no noise, no questions, dad was in the “24” zone...


43 posted on 03/23/2013 2:01:03 PM PDT by Popman
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He finally ran out of bullets and cell phone coverage.


44 posted on 03/23/2013 2:06:34 PM PDT by mirkwood (project gutenberg)
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Jack Bauer gone galt.


47 posted on 03/23/2013 2:14:33 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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Obamacare death panel did him in.


48 posted on 03/23/2013 2:14:53 PM PDT by A CA Guy ( God Bless America, God Bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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 photo k6uIWnh_zps015d212f.jpg Maybe his cocaine habit got out of hand.
50 posted on 03/23/2013 2:34:12 PM PDT by RetSignman ("...a Republic if you can keep it")
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