Mathematician: “Zero equals zero.”
Krugman: “Absolutely untrue, and I have statistics to prove it.”
Mathematician: “Oneequals one
Krugman: “Not according to THESE poll results.”
Mathematician: “Zero does not equal one.”
Krugman: “Balderdash. Zero equals one all day long.”
Nobel Prize Selection Committee: (SWOON)
The inmates are running the asylum.