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To: Sopater

Hey Sopater,

yeah socialization..we homeschool..we got the socialization covered...

my wife is the instructor and I am the principle and as principle I am responsible for socialization, so...

once a month, even in the summer months ‘cause we don’t want them to forget, I do my socialization routine..

When they least expect it, I grab them from behind and drag them into the bathroom....

I tear up one or two of their notebooks...

push them around...

scream and swear at them...

steal whatever money they have in their pockets...

force them to smoke a cigarette...

show them how sexting works...

and as the grand finale give them a swirlie (hold their head in the toilet bowl and flush).

Now they are socialized exactly as they would be at the local high school.

Lurking’


11 posted on 07/11/2013 8:39:05 AM PDT by LurkingSince'98 (Catholics=John 6:53-58 Everyone else=John 6:60-66)
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To: LurkingSince'98

Hope the wife has already covered the lessons on homophones...since the principle (sic) seems to have been absent that day...


16 posted on 07/11/2013 8:55:45 AM PDT by T-Bird45 (It feels like the seventies, and it shouldn't.)
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To: LurkingSince'98

If parents do all that they get arrested and charged with child abuse. If some punks do it in highschool everyone (who wasn’t homeschooled) says it was a valuable growing up experience and the victim is a better person for it.
Survivorship bias.


37 posted on 07/11/2013 10:26:27 AM PDT by TalonDJ
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