DUmmie FUnnies 10-25-13 (KOmmies Pray to Blue Fairy to Fix ObamaCare Website)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 25, 2013 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

[lostboy61]

This is why you don't smoke a 1/4 lb. blunt when you write code as you will see the Blue Fairy! Trust me I've seen some strange shit but not the Blue Fairy.

[Kenton]

how is he so certain that it will be fixed by Thanksgiving?

Shhhh little darlin'... Don't worry your pretty little head about it, that's just the same kind of promise as all the rest he's given you.

It only exists in the moment, and Thanksgiving is a long time away. He will make many other promises between now and then, and by Thanksgiving you will have forgotten all about them... now pass the bong, dahling.

[pogo101]

Try to remember the end of November when sites worked right and folks were mellow...

[It sounds like you are making a parody song proposal for Charles.]

"The Fantasticks" (from which the referenced song Try To Remember derives) ran for 42 years, in part by keeping costs low and consumers happy. "The ObamaCare" won't be online for years and will have the opposite result.

Try to think over the kind of October ...

[Viennacon]

Always fun to laugh at the Dummies.

“Imagine how Republicans will feel when millions are signing up for Obamacare!”

Well, I guess we’ll never know, huh? But we do know how Republicans will feel when tens of people are signing up. Our sides are splitting.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

FYI, bruh.

Crimea River: http://www.bing.com/maps/?FORM=Z9LH2#Y3A9MjkuNzcwNDIwfi05NS40MTA1ODMmbHZsPTQmc3R5PXImcT1jcmltZWFuJTI1MjByaXZlcg==

[Newtoidaho]

Those in the know say the old crappy billion dollar software must be removed and replaced with new CRAPPY billion dollar software.

Fixed it.

[Charles Henrickson]

"Obamacare website needs fixing? That sounds like a job for . . . ME, Elad, Techno-DUmmie Extraordinaire!"

[HangThemHigh]

"Failure is not an option "

It is standard equipment.

[mikrofon]

I do believe you're on to something, CH ...

[Charles Henrickson]

Try to remember the end of November when sites worked right and folks were mellow...

[It sounds like you are making a parody song proposal for Charles.]

Your glitch is my command!

TRY TO REMEMBER THE END OF NOVEMBER
Tune: "Try to Remember"

Try to remember the end of November
When sites run smooth and not so scary
Sign up and send 'er, we'll make you a member
When healthcare's free--oh, please, Blue Fairy!

Try to remember to not lose your temper
When we're a big spender yet glitches tarry
Decide on your gender, we'll find you a vendor
Signed, Barry (Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry . . .)

[FDNYRHEROES]

At this point, I’m not sure if the Blue Fairy is even capable of rearranging the deck chairs....

[Charles Henrickson]

The Glitch is back

Miss Glitch (who is not in Kansas anymore) IS the Blue Fairy who will fix all things. She is now Kathy, the Good Witch of the Glitch, and she is working on the fix as we speak.

[Purrcival]

If the Obama Administration is to "blame" for anything, it's willingness to bend over backwards to try to work with Republicans. Even the ACA itself is a compromise! And they hired a private contractor (who donated mostly to REPUBLICANS last year!) because we just can't have too much "big guv'mint" involved.

I spewed Diet Coke on that line. And isn't CGI a CANADIAN firm?? How are THEY contributing to Republicans?

[Purrcival]

I have considerable experience with the management of large software development projects. Based on what I've read to date I would suggest that it is highly unlikely that the website will be running smoothly for many months. The kind of problems that are arising now should have been exposed thru testing at least several months ago. Unfortunately if I'm right then the 'end of November" will just become another trigger to flog the Obama administration.

LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!! Or kewpie doll recipient?