I beg to differ. "These days"? Even that photo of him sitting on the porch is over a year old. Since then, the missus had a baby, and Mr. Pitt must have gone through a sympathy pregnancy, and he hasn't lost the excess avoirDUpois. William has really been packing on the pork over the last year. (Quitting chain-smoking may have also contributed to the weight gain.) And Wee Willie, the erstwhile Wunderkind of the DUmp, just turned 42 a week ago. All in all, Wee Willie has become Wide Willie.
