Adult language here - fair warning!
The seafood place reminds me of a sign my brother told me he saw years ago on some kind of hotel/motel bar restaurant type place. He was 100% sure they’d done it on purpose. The sign said:
TRY OUR GIANT COCK
TAILS FOR THE HOLIDAYS
Or the cowboy who passed the restaurant sign that read “Lobster tail and beer”, slammed on the pickemup brakes and screeched a U-turn, saying, “Them’s mah three faveoright things.”