DUmmie FUnnies 12-17-13 (Tales from the Whipped: ObamaCare Sign-up Nightmares)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 17, 2013 | DUmmie Demo_Chris, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

[Charles Henrickson]

[Charles Henrickson]

Getting through with a 2:00 a.m. PING!

[mylife]

The fail is strong.
I could cobble together 600 Raspberry Pi’s and do a better job.

[Darksheare]

3:00am here!

[mylife]

I would be pushing to find someone who could help me resolve the situation. . . . I would demand to talk with his supervisor.

Perhaps you should DEMAND answers from Obama?

[2ndDivisionVet]

[Ronin]

And it just goes on and on and on...

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Looks like the mother of all tombstone threads.

[mylife]

“I don’t understand your reference to “unverifiable”. I gather that the next DUer who applies should have two witnesses (not immediate family members) in the room with him or her at the start of the process. These witnesses should note when the effort begins, when it ends, and what the results were. They should report their findings in sworn affidavits, which will be notarized. Any post complaining about any ACA difficulty must include the PDF of each affidavit, along with each witness’s full name, address, telephone number, and email address, so that the reports can be verified.”

Perhaps NSA can shed some light on the timeline?

[mylife]

BTW.
I have a hard time believing that the same folks that supposedly are monitoring every communication on the planet can not run a website.

Both stories stink.

[AlexW]

“I have a hard time believing that the same folks that supposedly are monitoring every communication on the planet can not run a website.”
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Monitoring every communication, and having the slightest clue as to what they mean, means NOTHING.

[spokeshave]

I just had a Schadenfreude overload

[outofsalt]

I sometimes feel I’ve owned the suck for years. DUmmie FUnnies perks me up. Thanks CH.

[kevkrom]

"You have tried too many times. Wait 24 hours and try again."

[That's 24 ObamaCare hours, which is like 7 dog years.]

You passed on making a "24 business hours" reference here?

[The_Victor]

[The quick brown dog vomit jumped over the lousy fox.]

The Dummies always spell it faux.

[Fantasywriter]

It really sounds like we need a new word. “Nightmare” is far too mild & understated to describe what these ppl are going through.

[luvie]

You're gonna need more Kewpie Dolls! :)

[fatboy]

I noticed that the OP Demo_Chris makes the following and rather shocking disclosure: 44. ***UPDATE**** We got it fixed, sort of!!!! Okay, we managed to get it fixed by CHANGING the amounts that we were reporting as income for 2014. The issue was that my adult daughter lives and works with us but does not earn enough money to kick her over what would (in another state) qualify for the expanded Medicaid program.

Apparently, Demo_Chris doesn't pay his daughter, who he employs, a LIVING WAGE.