Obama: "I told you this would blow your minds! Vice President Biden, Secretary Clinton, may I introduce the Head of Al Qaeda, Mr. Osama bin Laden!"
Biden: "I knew it! I knew he wasn't dead! Didn't I say so? I was right!"
Hillary: "Woah! What an honor! I was the one who told my husband not to bomb you! You are very welcome, sir!"
Hillary: “And right over there is where my husband cigar-ed the crap out of Monica, cool huh?” muslim boy: “alah ackbar! A cigar? Really? Do you think Reggie would go for that? We have been looking to spice things up a bit between us!” slo-joe: “Just point a shotgun out of your front door and blast away.....that always gets me off!”