Chelsea was a mistake she is Webbs daughter
(from the archives) DFU SONG: Teenager in Love (Chelsea’s Father’s Day song)
MIDI - TEENAGER IN LOVE
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It’s really not my fault ‘cause
Our parents we can’t choose
But I have made a plan
I don’t have much to lose
Each day I find a world that’s gone mad
I’m hoping Web Hubbell’s really my dad
The man whom I’ve called daddy
Is quite a loony tune
And should he get his way
He’ll rape four in June
Each day I find a world that’s gone mad
I’m hoping Web Hubbell’s really my dad
I’ll scrape the rugs…I’ll find his DNA
I’ll take it to a lab and see what they will say
Although Web had ripped off folks
And he did some prison time
He’s not bought off by Chinese
He is not a traitor slime
Each day I find a world that’s gone mad
I’m hoping Web Hubbell’s really my dad
I’ll scrape the rugs…I’ll find his DNA
I’ll take it to a lab and see what they will say
Seeing tabloids I get sick
Penis this and penis that
I dread the day I will read
He assaulted Socks my cat
Each day I find a world that’s gone mad
I’m hoping Web Hubbell’s really my dad
I’m hoping Web Hubbell’s really my dad
I’m hoping Web Hubbell’s really my dad