As Barry's FR-appointed Public Defender, that is the defense I will use. I will not use the race card until my summation in front of the all-female, postal worker, welfare mom, African-American jury. None to weigh under 275. All to wear print dresses, white gloves and Sunday hats. Televised, of course. Commentary by Okrah Winfrey.
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The Reverend Al Sharpton
The Reverender Jesse Jackson
The Mos Reverend Wright, DD
LOL Well done!