[GrandJediMasterYoda]

She has a slight resemblance to Hitlery, but there is nooooo way in hell Bill is her biological dad, no way. There is no way in hell a guy with a Jay Leno chin can have a kid with that kind of micro chin. She had to get a chin implant for crying out loud, that's how small her chin was. Look at this for comparison....

THIS on the other hand, is her REAL dad. Webb Hubbel, the guy who donated his sperm so the lesbian could be artificially inseminated....

[Slambat]

“Webb Hubbel, the guy who donated his sperm so the lesbian could be artificially inseminated....”

They had sex because there was no way Bill was going too.
I mean come on, look at her, who would without at least a
case or a fifth down the gullet and Hubbel looks like the
type who would take anything he could get or he really,really,
reeeaaally felt sorry for her.

[Genoa]

Chelsea is one of those young women who are actually easier to look at without makeup.

[353FMG]

I tend to agree with your evaluation but why wasn’t Bubbah himself the donor?

Chelsea would have been more attractive.