Back in a college fencing class I practiced with a beautiful healthy young lady who had no breast padding. I did not realize she was getting very sore and angry at me as I kept scoring hits on her chest area (wasn't trying for there in particular, was just easiest place to reach). I found out how sore and frustrated she was when the instructor called a break; she immediately stepped up to me and rammed the foil at point blank as hard as she could into my stomach area. The foil bent in a loop with the hilt only inches from my tummy. It hurt a bit, but did not do any real damage to me.
I made up with her eventually, and we have been married for 27 years...
LOL! Great story! I really enjoyed fencing class in college. Lots of fun and a great workout.
My Son read your post and immediately went to the closet and got out Great Grandpa’s old sword. He went over to the neighbors house and invited the teenage girl to come out for some boob poking. Do you know how hard it is to get a lawyer on a Saturday?