Whiskey shortage coming your way

Fox News ^ | May 13, 2014

[Darksheare]

Tail end of the morning zombie shuffle.
Loverly.

[Tax-chick]

There will be coffee. I am bright and alert in the early morning. They hate me.

[Georgia Girl 2]

Time to hoard er stock up. :-)

[NicknamedBob]

"The place ain't the same without you."

When I'm not here, I don't miss me.

[Darksheare]

Zombies deserve it.

[Darksheare]

I miss me, but my aim is improving.
Darn dopplegangers.

[Tax-chick]

It’s confusing being y’all.

[NicknamedBob]

"I am told the ferry is going to Bald Head Island. There is a lighthouse."

I have a lighthouse poem.

The Sentry

It climbs up from the rocky shore,
A fist made out of stone.
Defiant against Nature’s wrath,
To claim it for its own.

Forlorn against the elements,
And lonely on the line,
It brings an element of hope,
And helps to make it shine.

This is the place of battle,
The stone against the sea.
Unyielding stubbornness
Thus meets eternal enmity.

Unending anger storms onto,
A calm, determined place,
And wails until its furor wanes,
No tears found on this face.

It is a sign of lasting love.
The mason and his crew,
Have crafted hardened heartstones,
As gifts to an unknown you.

You look out from the tossing decks,
And know just where you stand.
The light gives friendly stay-aways,
This is no place to land.

Thus even though it stands alone,
This beacon does not call,
But tells the others "Danger here!"
A lonely friend to all.

On cloudless, sunny days it seems,
That much more lonely still,
If works can turn the coming tide,
The gallant lighthouse will.

The sentry does not know about,
The worth his work has done,
But in the dark despair of night,
His soul shines like a sun.

NicknamedBob . . . April 17, 2004

[Darksheare]

I try not to be surprised these days when I watch myself grab the last of the coffee while another me wrestles over the last chocolate chip cookie with yet another copy.
NNB perfected the Fhax Maxhine, and added a zerozx copy function.

At least I won’t run out of guinea pigs in the labs.

[Tax-chick]

If I were at home, I’d print that out and read it at the lighthouse, but if I were at home, I wouldn’t be going to a lighthouse. Life just don’t work sometimes.

[Tax-chick]

Reminds me of James and his other brother James, if they multiplicatively replicated.

[Darksheare]

“You have a recursion error!” James said to James.
“I do not!” said the Jameses in return.

[NicknamedBob]

"It’s confusing being y’all."

Not to us. Not even to each other.

[NicknamedBob]

I don’t memorize my poems. It’s easier to just write them down.

[Darksheare]

The copies and dopplegangers are quite terrified as well.

[Silentgypsy]

Thank you, Bob, for all of the gifts you give us!

[NicknamedBob]

I consider it my duty to help people see the third side of every coin.

[headsonpikes]

RE: The headline

I bought a bottle of Jack Daniel’s today and I don’t even drink bourbon!

I consider it an investment.

[NicknamedBob]

"I consider it an investment."

One way or another, it will be.

[no-to-illegals]

May tomorrow be the best day yet!