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To: NYer

So no matter what they order, make them a fudge cake.

4 posted on 05/31/2014 2:52:58 PM PDT by Salamander (It's a cult and they worship blue oysters!)

To: Salamander

Mr. Woof volunteers to provide the fudge.

10 posted on 05/31/2014 2:58:21 PM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class.)

To: Salamander

“So no matter what they order, make them a fudge cake.”

And instead of chocolate, use EXLAX! Jilted girl did that to a senior in my prep school dorm. The results were awesome!

I read that the baker is no longer going to make any wedding cakes.

17 posted on 05/31/2014 3:05:25 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)

To: Salamander; All

just make it from toilet paper, coated in fudge (nominal price it)
or close shop (new policy :) two/three days "before the sacrilege".

33 posted on 05/31/2014 3:23:42 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Bathhouse/"Rustler" Reid? d8-)

To: Salamander

I would make them a cake....

72 posted on 05/31/2014 6:20:33 PM PDT by PGR88

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