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To: swamp40
People come to you for advice, and you give it. Good, solid advice.

One word ... plastics

No wait! I have another nugget of good, solid advice: 'Buy low, sell high'.
Have I now achieved wise sage status?

3 posted on 06/24/2014 8:57:27 AM PDT by El Cid (Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house...)
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To: El Cid
One word ... plastics

the secret is "coconut oil."

4 posted on 06/24/2014 8:58:52 AM PDT by latina4dubya (when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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To: El Cid
I think that people would follow you just for your clever quick-witted humor :)
7 posted on 06/24/2014 9:10:26 AM PDT by swamp40
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To: El Cid
No wait! I have another nugget of good, solid advice: 'Buy low, sell high'.

Yeah, I really MUST remember that, it explains what I've been doing wrong lately.

8 posted on 06/24/2014 9:14:05 AM PDT by Kenton
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To: El Cid
No wait! I have another nugget of good, solid advice: 'Buy low, sell high'. Have I now achieved wise sage status?

Better advice:

(1) Register as a Democrat.

(2) Run for Congress as the voice of the common man.

(3) Get rich on insider trading schemes for which you cannot be prosecuted.

(4) Get your son/daughter placed high up at a company to which you award friendly contracts.

(5) PROFIT!

20 posted on 06/24/2014 10:01:54 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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