Scaring the Bigfoots away, but they are showing up at your door!
Mountain JDAMming.
Bigfoots? Bigfeet? Big......nevermind.
Bombing a volcano.
Because what could possibly go wrong?
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WATCH OUT!!!!
Anyone know if Moochelle has been camping hear Mt. St. Helens in the past week? (sorry I could not resist)
Anyone suggest it?
“Probably” scaring Bigfoot away?
I guess to liberals, the probably means the science is settled and the debate is over. On to raising taxes to protect Bigfoot.
Ole Slew Foot - Johnny Horton
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmPvQBDFol4&feature=kp
Don’t worry - the Sasquatches won’t be scared by the explosions since they don’t actually exist. That is all.
Every morning I stand on my front porch and wave a stalk of celery to keep elephants away. How do I know it works? Because I don't see any elephants in my yard.
If you're planning to go hiking or Bigfooting in Helens sometime in the next couple of weeks, we suggest you stay away from locations where these 70 something passive seismic stations are located.
The passive sensors are where the vibrations from the explosions are detected, not where the explosives are placed. Duh! That's a place where it will take very sensitive instruments to detect any vibrations... unless the author is saying that's where all the biggest will congregate for safety from the explosions.
Who knows, she does love to take vacations. Correct me, I vaguely recall there was a Bigfoot sighting in Aspen and lo’ behold Moochelle just happen to been vacationing there. So who knows where she is right now.
What could possibly go wrong?
BigFoot gathers up the explosives and drops ‘em down the piehole of St. Helens?
JellySTone cauldera erupts as a result of back pressure..
What could possibly go wrong?
"Last week, Japanese scientists "explaced"... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness... to blow Nessie out of the water."