[faithhopecharity]

I once had occasion to visit General Mills president on a business matter. His office had a dozen or more pictures of Betty on the wall. Each seemed different. He explained that Betty changes over the years to stay contemporary and an image her customers can identify with. He demonstrated how Betty changed her racial composition from 100 percent Caucasian to a modern amalgamation ( something like 8.4 percent black, 14.6 percent Latina, and 11.4 percent asian, these numbers not exact just similar to what he said, it’s been too long for me to remember his exact figures but you get the idea). This remarkable genetic mutability was made possible in recent times by computer imaging technology, not any odd sex orgy in the. Back room. ——— . And so— the question arises: how may we expect Betty to change now that she’s going after the homosexual market? ( sorry, I just had to ask). Smile smile smile.

[Flick Lives]

And so— the question arises: how may we expect Betty to change now that she’s going after the homosexual market?

"I'm putt'n the Crocker in Betty!"

[Dilbert San Diego]

to identify with that market, they will give Betty Crocker a mannish haircut favored by many lesbians, and have her wear a flannel shirt, so she fits in to that community.