Step 1 => Go to the Bahamas.
A can of tuna is good enough for me.
Here’s how I did it while we were in Jamaica.
1. Get out of bed.
2. Stroll down the pristine beach and look out over the beautiful blue waters of the Caribbean.
3. Jamaican dude rows by in his canoe. He offers us two lovely lobsters for $15 US.
4. I offer $10 US.
5. Possession of said lobsters transfers to Mr. And Mrs. L.
6. Carry lobsters to grill shack and politely ask the chef to grill them up for breakfast.
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Easiest way? At the fish market.
Just roll up your sleeve and reach into that tank at Red Lobster and grab one of those rascals. Then, run out the front door with the hostess chasing you with a pen. What was she going to do?
“Stop, or I’ll click my ballpoint at you!”
“No! No! Anything but that!”
I was at Key West Naval Station in the early 70’s.
We could snorkel off the enlisted beach fro lobster.
Swim out about a hundred yard and the water was about 10 feet. Bring along an inner tube and a net bag.
Dive down for a lobster, bring up to tube.
Repeat.
Buddies would already have the water hot on the fire on the beach.
Best duty station, ever.
You could go Progressive and get invited to a party at the White House and catch a lobster, but you’ll have to be fast or you will have Moo bite marks on your hand!