I would happily buy Ms. Salzman dinner if she could cite for me in what speech or conversation Sarah Palin said “she could see Russia from her house.” If, OTOH, Tina Fey is proven to be the person who said that then Ms. Salzman should eat my shorts.
I wouldn’t normally cite Snopes here, but they agree Sarah Palin never said that, it was indeed Tina Fey. And they have both videos. http://www.snopes.com/politics/palin/russia.asp
Well, I guess you should pack up and mail some silverware and a pair of your shorts to Ms. Salzman.