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To: Mark17

Whatever you do don’t drive in Saudi Arabia!

Saudi sandal surfing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qukUmDfoDpc

Saudi drifting (graphic crashes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgnxQ8VvdC0


75 posted on 08/14/2014 9:34:16 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: Jack Hydrazine
I don't think you are giving our belovèd pals the Saudis all the driving credit they deserve.

Try this: put on the checkered table-cloth camel-tether head dress, none-too-clean Ray-Bans. Load two sheep and a goat into the cab of your white Toyota PU, place family (three women, 9 children) in the bed of the PU. Set off around popular Riyadh attraction, The Circle of Death at about 70. Speed assumes great importance when one has '0' peripheral vision. The best way to watch out for other drivers is to weave from one side of the 10-lane boulevard to the other. Uh-Oh, brakes not working too well? Stop by welfare office to pick-up another pickup and two sacks of rice. ( perks available to Saudi Nationals only) Stop by camel market to pick up a nice live one for lunch. Place rice in bed of PU with wives and kids. Place camel in cab with goat and sheep. Head out to desert for a picnic. Hold it! Prayer time!

Muezzin calls, "Come to the mosque that Allah the All-Merciful will give you the strength to slaughter the Infidels in our midst." Not to worry too much about that, Infidels, Allah the All-Wise really probably wants you to finish your project.

78 posted on 08/15/2014 4:38:11 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk (Only a specific Program, Plan, and Leadership will end the chaos of dysfunctional government.)
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