I take serious exception to your opinion, and so did Mark Twain:
"...Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat." - Notebook, 1894
Twain also wrote, (from memory): “The principle difference between a man and a dog is, if you take a starving dog and make him prosperous, he won’t bite you.”
seriously....I was doing a juxtaposition of the signage.