Crappy brew? Colt .45, Olde English 800, any 40-dog headache in a screwtop. Best poured out upon homie's grave, let him suffer that horse piss!
Want a great Malt Liquor, brewed right and 7.60% to boot? Get thee hence to the bottle shop!
Had some awhile back, and at the top of the label it actually had the words "Malt Liquor" but there is a difference, trust me...