It turns out our long tailed friend wasn't after all responsible for the dreaded bubonic plague as alleged through history.
Yes, sir. It was caused by an animal called the bubon.
That's right, and the threat by the way is still with us. So if anyone does see a bubon, contact your local authorities.
(Historical data courtesy of the Cliff Clavin Institute for the Preservation of Vital Triviality.)
LOL
Bubo? Booper? I think not.