Is the picture of the he/she/it whining about the "American Dream" in spite of having a "Master of Arts Degree in Women's Studies" a man, a woman or undetermined?
What kind of a job does a "Master of Arts Degree in Women's Studies" qualify a person for?
Bueller?
Bueller!!??
One position I can think of would be something in the Human Resources Department of any company. The possibilities for "Social Engineering" on a small scale would be endless for tyrannical little creatures like the thing pictured in the article. She/he/it would have a field day establishing office behavior codes, dress codes, decorating standards, even the kinds of munchies provided in the cafeteria! ("Healthy" snacks, you know.) I say this from experience. We have one of these little dictators in our engineering firm. I loathe the wretched little witch. She reminds me of that Professor Delores Umbrage from the Harry Potter movies.