And Cisco will be offering a 35% discount on their new, "wirespeed" "Ultrarouter"....500TBS, per port, simultaneously. It will sympathize with you and automatically conjure up holographs of your favorite Victoria's Secret model when you enter the datacenter. CLI will be a distant memory as this router will be programed via interaction with said holograph.
So I can configure etherchanneling by... hrmm hrmm to the hologram’s mmm mmm?