Toaster: “Howdy doodly do. How’s it going? I’m Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie’s the name, toasting’s the game. Anyone like any toast?”
Lister: “Look, I don’t want any toast, and he doesn’t want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast.”
Toaster: “How ‘bout a muffin?”
Lister: “Or muffins. We don’t like muffins around here. We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks.”
Toaster: “Aah, so you’re a waffle man.”
Yes, that is what I was laying down. Hence the ping to null and void, our Keeper of the Red Dwarf ping list.
One of the funniest scenes ever. Even Kryten was annoyed by the infernal thing. Possibly the BEST. SHOW. EVER.