[rockrr]

Even if we only save one (fat) kid...

[GeronL]

You only think it is satire, and it is temporarily

[stars & stripes forever]

The question is, do Sprinkles contain plastic particles that enhance their appearance like some brands of toothpaste? If so, good riddance to them.

[CrazyIvan]

D’OH!

[FlingWingFlyer]

Harley Sain sounds like he isn’t. Da boy needs to get a real job.

[Shimmer1]

I just love your articles, I’m so glad that they are posted here.

[subterfuge]

Black market sprinkles sure to follow! Ha!

[Starstruck]

The sprinkles will be allowed on doughnuts that are crème filled with a turnip mush.

[KarlInOhio]

“There is no good reason why anyone should consume these non-nutritional pollutants in our food supply,”

Finally an FDA pronouncement I can agree with. Sprinkles waste space on top of ice cream or donuts that could be used for chocolate.

Sain admitted that “if it were totally up to me, we’d be banning the donuts and ice cream, too.

That's just in-sain.

[Flick Lives]

Sprinkles are racist... or an example of white privilege... perhaps both.

[Dr. Sivana]

How about in Connecticut, where we call them “shots”?

[Fiji Hill]

Silver dragées, those little balls used decorate cookies, have been banned in California—and that’s not satire or a joke.

[dfwgator]

[Springman]

My wife is going to have some of her cousin's kids coming over tomorrow, I'll make sure to put sprinkles on the cupcakes I'll bake for them. BTW, where is the satire? Guess I've been to busy this week to keep up on the nanny state news.