Hey, Glosswitch!
I have a great idea. You stop whining, kvetching, complaining, crying, yelling, bitching, moaning, griping, bellyaching, sniveling, yammering, fussing, griping, criticizing, grumbling, attacking, carping, bewailing, and nagging me and I’ll stop passing the gas. Fair trade?
Let’s see who breaks the deal first!
It’s not OK for cows to fart, but it’s OK for feminists to fart? Speciesist!
what? No caterwauling?