(Sigh) You just can’t make this stuff up.....
And you wanna know why? Because if you’re like me, you got at least half a brain, and if you dreamed this up as fiction, you would instantly realize that it’s extremely bad fiction.
But it’s not.
I had a full brain when I started college, came out with half. Oh well, in America today, that is still enough to qualify me a shining genius.
Seriously, I am either a genius surrounded by tards, or I live in an alternate universe.