Correction:
...the words “CyberCaliphate, Je SuIS IS” (meaning, “I am isis”). According to the World's Reknowned Expert of 'IS', Bill Clinton, "It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is."
Mr. Clinton is, as we speak, consulting with the World's Smartest Woman and Leading Foreign Policy Expert, Hillary Rodham (clinton) as to the full meaning of "is is", sometimes spelled as "ISIS".
/sarc
Haha, Old slick Willie and his elastic semantics.