Agreed. We have dust storms, snow storms, tornados out the wazooo in the Panhandle. We have every poison snake -- rattlesnakes, cotton mouths, copperheads, and corals. Also feral hogs which will stampede you and chew you into bloody bits.
Hurricanes assail the Gulf coast. Did I mention the snakes? Also spiders, mosquitos, hornets, gnats, mayflies, and house flies. Poison ivy hangs from most trees. We even have alligators that swim up the rivers as far north as Dallas.
Naw. You don't even wanna move to Texas. Ever.
Very funny.
You and Fed are telling CONSERVATIVE, pro-gun owning, responsible FREEPERS to NOT move to Texas, when that state is being flooded by ILLEGAL ALIENS, because......?
That just doesn’t make any sense.
Every bit of what you say is true. I remember visiting my Uncle and family in Ft. worth in the 60s. Uncle Ted and Dad would sit in lawn chairs in the driveway in their t-shirts drinking beer all day. Then the crickets came and covered the hotel parking lot an inch thick. It was like sliding on ice trying to drive through that mess. In those pre-AC days, the prickly heat was pure torture and there was no way to escape it.
I did keep the horny toad I caught alive in a terrarium in upstate NY, but my room got down to the low 40s at night and he finally gave up the ghost. Guess he didn’t care for the mealy worms I fed him, either.
Every word of that is true, too. You’ll never catch me in Texas again.
I’d try to leave myself, but I don’t think I could make it out alive. Especially since I lost all my guns in the last tornado.
We've been getting earthquakes in North Texas. Enviros say it's due to fracking, seismologists found a 3-5 mile fault that's been there for millions of years.