I figured out earlier what 2 qualifications the blond bimbo Harf had for the job: she is gentle with her teeth and she lacks a gag reflex.
I figured she wore those thick black glasses in a failed attempt to look intelligent, but I overlooked the safety aspect of them: to avoid accidentally getting poked in the eye while demonstrating her job skills to Obama or Biden.
Man; you are really HARSH on HARF, but (pun coming) good POINT about the glasses.