Make them a Fudge Tunnel Cake. Whoever finds the mutant baby in the middle wins, I don’t know...a rim job?
Yes, now your thinking.
Maybe the Homo cake could be shaped like a butt with a butt hole, with words like “Love tunnel” as a tatto on the butt.
You charge 50 thousand for that cake.
If an Elton John type calls the bakery, you raise the price to 500 thousand. You tell him it’s really rare, you only make one or two in twenty years, so have to charge a lot.