They must have been late sending out the blaring klaxon truck
announcing the news. Sorry you missed it, but you did avoid
a whole lot of nonsense. And Happy Birthday to Mom.
Thanks!
Actually, Mom has squads of unauthorized animals in Pearland.
The New Coons and the Old Coons come by at different times of
the evening to score some ramen and bread on the porch.
It’s a whole freakin’ animal show.