Think for a moment about the concept of the flamethrower. Okay? The flamethrower. Because we have them. Well, we don't have them—the Army has them. That’s right, we don’t have any flamethrowers! I’d say we’re ****ed if we have to go up against the Army, wouldn’t you? But we have flamethrowers! And what this indicates to me: it means that at some point, some person said to himself:We sure do not need Obama or any other statist in power listening to Carlin any time soon.Gee, I sure would like to set those people on fire over there, but I’m way too far away to get the job done. If only I had something that would throw flame on them!And it might have ended there, but he mentioned it to his friend—his friend who was good with tools! And about a month later he came back: “Hey, quite a concept!” FWOOOSH. And of course the army heard about it, and they came around.We’d like to buy about 500,000 of them, please. We have some people we’d like to throw flame on. Give us 500,000 and paint them dark brown—we don’t want anyone to see them. …
When someone mentions “Greek Fire” all Obama thinks of is Reggie in a toga.