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To: FiddlePig
Just a suggestion to keep the letter of the law, one's freedom and one's faith.

And the wedding cake will have the delicate scent of urine.

All the pictures will be out of focus.

The Hall will unfortunately have the heat/AC fail just before the ceremony.

4 posted on 06/29/2015 7:23:38 PM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
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To: FatherofFive
"The Hall will unfortunately have the heat/AC fail just before the ceremony"

Hall you say? What hall? All gay wedding ceremonies are to be held in a specially made double-wide porta-a-potty. .

21 posted on 06/29/2015 8:09:29 PM PDT by semaj (Audentes fortuna juvat: Fortune favors the bold. Be Bold FRiends.)
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To: FatherofFive
The Hall will unfortunately have the heat/AC fail just before the ceremony.

Hall?

All that's legally required for the solemnization of a wedding is an officiant, a couple of witnesses, and a few official words. That crowd will fit into an office.

23 posted on 06/29/2015 10:13:51 PM PDT by RansomOttawa (tm)
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