That way, the rest of us could confine our speech to only specific topics necessary to do our job.
Anytime they filed a suit, they would have to first prove they were wearing the armband entitling them to be offended about anything else.
Upvote on that one! We'd then know when to pull the little confederate flag pin out and pin it on, or the "SAVE THE EARTH, KILL YOURSELF" button.