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CDC issues new warning: don’t snuggle or kiss your family’s pet chickens
Canada Free Press ^ | 07/17/15 | Robert Laurie

Posted on 07/17/2015 3:27:31 PM PDT by Sean_Anthony

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1 posted on 07/17/2015 3:27:31 PM PDT by Sean_Anthony
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Can we kiss them after being baked at 375° F for 20 minutes?


2 posted on 07/17/2015 3:31:28 PM PDT by fwdude (The last time the GOP ran an "extremist," Reagan won 44 states.)
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“Apparently, I’ve been asleep at the switch. It’s a brave new world and chicken-pets are a part of it.”

Soon to be chicken brides and grooms.


3 posted on 07/17/2015 3:32:16 PM PDT by fwdude (The last time the GOP ran an "extremist," Reagan won 44 states.)
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Well dammit I want to pet, snuggle, and marry my chicken.
It’s a mystery of life and my constitutional right!
Just ask J. Kennedy!


4 posted on 07/17/2015 3:34:50 PM PDT by Clump (Bestowing dignity on sodomy is like bestowing fragrance on a turd.)
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To: Sean_Anthony
This reads like something right out of South Park.


5 posted on 07/17/2015 3:37:38 PM PDT by NohSpinZone (First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers)
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Stay out of my bedroom!


6 posted on 07/17/2015 3:40:58 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Sad fact, most people just want a candidate to tell them what they want to hear)
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To: Sean_Anthony

I check BOTWT just now. This headline wasn’t in ‘News You Can Use’. I guess Taranto is slacking off...


7 posted on 07/17/2015 3:42:16 PM PDT by proxy_user
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Too late Bob, I used to “snuggle” with my pets chickens ..

My favorite, Matilda would crouch down so I would pick her up and carry her around leaning back on my shoulder with her head against my ear..

another one Henrietta wasn’t quite so friendly, but she liked to be petted too..

others would follow us, clucking happily, as Matilda and I would walk...it was quite a parade around the chicken run..

:)


8 posted on 07/17/2015 3:42:58 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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I’d like to know the name of the CDC worker who put out that press release.


9 posted on 07/17/2015 4:11:33 PM PDT by abclily
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10 posted on 07/17/2015 4:30:10 PM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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I’m sure someone will claim their chicken as a service animal. I can relate, first eggs then baked at 375.


11 posted on 07/17/2015 4:34:17 PM PDT by Conservative4Ever (man the pitch forks and torches...let the revolution begin!!!)
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To: Clump
Well dammit I want to pet, snuggle, and marry my chicken. It’s a mystery of life and my constitutional right! Just ask J. Kennedy!

And don't forget, no one else's marriage will be harmed by it.

12 posted on 07/17/2015 4:43:51 PM PDT by fwdude (The last time the GOP ran an "extremist," Reagan won 44 states.)
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Who are we to judge if a man or woman is in love with a chicken and wants to be seen in a legal relationship? How BRAVE of those chicken lovers. How HEROIC... /s :)


13 posted on 07/17/2015 4:43:51 PM PDT by momtothree
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chicken lips photo: chicken lips chickenlips.jpg
14 posted on 07/17/2015 4:56:14 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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lol I had 2 pet roosters, growing up. White Leghorns. Easter chickens that lived.
One of them- Red, was cross-eyed in 1 eye, but was real smart & would actually lay down & “play dead”. Blue was meaner than hell. Both I- & our German Shepherd, were scared to death of him. (Their spurs were about 3” long & he did not hesitate) Red lived until I was in 8th grade & Blue died when I was a sophomore in HS. I can’t remember now if I was in the 3rd or the 4th grade when I got them.

Any time they saw a light come on (like a bathroom or kitchen light), they crowed. Some of the neighbors were not amused.


15 posted on 07/17/2015 5:33:11 PM PDT by KGeorge (Hell no- we ain't forgettin')
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And whatever you do, let me repeat, whatever you do, do NOT sleep with your chickens, and/or take them in the shower or bath with you! Seriously!


16 posted on 07/17/2015 5:52:50 PM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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KEEP YOUR LAWS OFF MY CHICKEN!


17 posted on 07/17/2015 6:15:38 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Obamanomics:Trickle Up Poverty)
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To: ETL

Back in the day, in the south, histoplasmosis, a lung infection, was endemic, caught from the chickens they kept. I lost 20% of my lung capacity to this disease.

Chicken diseases are no joke!


18 posted on 07/17/2015 6:16:01 PM PDT by rstrahan
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Wow! Sorry to hear that FRiend. Hope you’ve been coping OK since.


19 posted on 07/17/2015 7:04:01 PM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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Breakfast

the chicken is involved but the pig is committed.


20 posted on 07/17/2015 7:10:43 PM PDT by Chickensoup (Leftist totalitarian fascism is on the move.)
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