Posted on 08/22/2015 8:58:13 PM PDT by smoothsailing
¡Jeb! and Team ¡Jeb! expected to waltz to the nomination.
They never dreamed they’d have to actually be competitive.
They aren’t prepared for challenges, and it shows.
Ah, so disappointed the piece of unsolicited spam I got in the mail from Jeb 2016, Inc. did not have this picture! It does rudely presume I am a “founding member” of “Team Jeb”. NOT. Happy to help him plan is withdraw and apply his $116M to help Trump and other candidates.
I think it is the city hall. If I am not mistaken it says “four legs good, two legs better.” on the other side of the building. I wonder who designed the thing?
I wish I had not scrolled through and come across your picture. Traumatizing.
So Jeb is part black? How did we miss that? Was Barb hangin’ out in the wood pile?
He wants to be the second biracial president.
Yep, it needs a comma.
People are going to pick up on Why, Jeb?
You’d think he’s using tried and true GOPe advisors—from ‘92, ‘96, ‘08, ‘12.
Jeb's wife should be happy. :-p
OMG! I can just hear it! Jeb’s wife, Columba: “Jeb, how did you get that black hand?”
Jeb: “I donno.”
Columbia: “You don’t know? Come on, you had better tell me!”
Jeb: “Columbia, you promise you won’t get mad? I was at a rally and these Black Lives Matter gals convinced me that I was a black man trapped in a white man’s body. I felt so ashamed, so I am undergoing a race transformation procedure. I’m going black.”
Your tagline is short two nuhs.
Of the bi-racial hands....which hand really does the work? The left or the right?
The Latin word for left-handed is sinister.
But his head is strange. His teeth, his eyes!
This whole thing is botched!
Adblock is a wonderful tool.
I’ll try it sometime, I’m over 100 miles away
Can anyone here post a pic of his real potato shaped body next to the photoshopped one for comparison?
Dr. Carson is the only one talented enough to do a hand transplant.
You take a white right hand and a black left hand, and what do you got? Son, you got rock and roll!
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