I agree. It’s no accident that “Halloween” has a repeated vowel at the end. You know what else has a repeated vowel? That’s right, “Pool”. If we don’t nip this in the bud, we’ll have our kids hanging out in pool halls.
Yeppers, trouble right here it River City, it is.
Don’t forget the swimming in swimming pools - probably worse even that pool halls. You know, men and women swimming together and the women, those harlots, showing their bare shoulders and knees and ankles out in public. They should be jailed for that and burnt as witches just like in the good olde days or as they do today in the Middle East. /s