[fatnotlazy]

Friend of a friend was a PETA person. I didn't know till once all three of us went out to dinner and I ordered veal. This woman had a hissy fit, and I told her to KMA . Needless to say, my friend never socialized with both of us at the same time after that.

[cripplecreek]

My militant lesbian cousin announced that she was bring vegan mashed potatoes tomorrow. I didn’t realize such a thing existed and went looking.

Good lord, stupid people will buy anything.

[Bob434]

you shoudla told the waitress “Wait- make that two orders of veal, and make sure they came from two different lambs please- and bill it to my PETA friend over here”