REMINDER: Tonight’s Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy meeting is at 9p.m. Eastern Time. Snacks will be provided.
Someone please bring tinfoil for Chrissy. He’s got a thrill running up his leg.
We told you before, Chrissy is banned until he’s house trained.
At the Vast Rightwing Conspiracy meeting, we will be singing a new version of 3 Dog Night’s song, “Momma Told Me Not to Come”. In honor of Chrissy Hynes Matthews, it is entitled “Momma Told Me Not to Drink”.
We could also sing a different version of the Willie Nelson/Tobey Keith song “Beer for my horses, whiskey for my men”. In honor of Matthews it would be “Beer for a horse’s ass, whiskey for real men”.
I think that Matthews is really a doppelganger of the Ragin’ Cajun James Carvelle. Neither make much sense, are full of hate, and both scare the hell out of children and dogs.
Boy did somebody piss bigtime in the Democrat Party gene-pool a while ago. We got out of it Obama the traitor and his lying psychopaths; Hillary the Cackles Queen, thief, liar, and Marxist SOB; Matthews, the “Spittle King”, Carville, the verbal assblaster of spicy Cajun food and politics; Bernie The Red Sanders; and Martin Marx-lite O’Malley. Not to mention Harry “The BodySnatcher” Reid and Nancy “Stretch” Pelosi, the 5th member of the Fantastic Four; Smucky Chucky Schumer (Amy Schumer’s relative. Both sound like she looks in a bikini, big assed and small brained).
Stay with me folks, like John Belushi, I’m on a roll.
Millenials: Some of the most worthless White Privilege kids ever born in America.
BLM - some of the most useless, unemployable (except by leftist media and foundations), street creatures since the “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”.
Mainstream News Media - spawn of Joseph Goebbels, sons of Stalin.
American universities - leftist cesspools of stupidity and treason.
American TV - that vast “wasteland” we were warned about
Democrats/Party - breeding grounds and employment centers for traitors, fools, stupids, greedy liberals who rail against the 1 % not realizing that it is themselves (We have met the enemy and they are us); delusional “Fiddlers of Rome”; and totally ethically, morally, and political corrupt/rotten to the core and largely beyond salvation.
Republicans/GOP - just about beyond salvation too. Led by cowards, the greedy, yellow-bellied fools, spineless jellyfish, crybabies and wimps. Sorry if I am getting a little redundant but these asswipes deserve a verbal lashing because we no longer can tar and feather them and ride them out of town on a rail (Amtrak).
Real, sane, pragmatic, forward looking politicians have for too long been on the Endangered Species List, and it about time that we changed this nation-destroying situation.
Give me someone with balls the size of Texas, a mouth that speaks the truth, an understanding of what the threats to our existence are, and then even bigger balls to deal with those threats, permanently.
I’m glad I’m in a good mood. Otherwise I might say something that would upset the low information voters and their corrupt leaders.