Posted on 02/18/2016 6:38:51 PM PST by Peter ODonnell
As long as the Constitution trumps a cleric.
A merge of Cruz and Trump would be a Crump?
Is cruz offering to have Trump’s baby?
Ok...who’s got that baby pic of Ted that they can put Trump hair on?
The law of unintended consequences kicks in here, you might get a{insert all evil
nasty thing freeper said about Cruz} that {insert all the evil nasty things freepers said about Thrump}!
Could be a Truz?
It’s twoo!
I like that too.
Crumpets
Trump and Cruz had a non-beer summit last spring. They’re pretty close on most issues. They’re both patriots.
When the chips are down, whoever has the better chance of destroying the dems will run for president, the other one will go VP.
16 years of patriotic presidents. All is not lost.
that’s about where I am at too -— I don’t like it when daddy and daddy fight.
If you could exchange Trump’s citizen parents and birth on U.S. soil for Cruz’ skill with avoiding clever verbal traps and Cruz’ hair, you might have a winner. Were the naturalized citizen to be on the ticket, any of them, Cruz, Rubio, Jindal, or Haley, we would have created a legal mess which could last for years.
Overturning Minor v. Happwersett, cited in twenty five or so cases, could well invite challenges to hundreds of citizenship cases involving U.S. code, which previously had nothing to do with Article II Section 1. It could force an examination of Marbury v. Madison since we will have eliminate the separate powers previously delegated to the legislative and judicial branches. It could even obviate the need for a Supreme Court since accepting that Congress can reinterpret Supreme Court decisions implies that there is no need or use for a Supreme Court. If Congress and the media can modify a decision they don’t like why not eliminate the court and save the time and salaries.
Maybe a broad stroke is needed. When you really think about it, what absolute principle is at stake when the president must be American born? Your country is much like any other, its best citizens are those people who admire the cultural and political legacy of the country and want to see it preserved and strengthened. In the abstract, I would be a better president than Hillary Clinton, yet I am not only an alien, I only lived in the U.S. briefly for six months.
Do you see what I mean? You need a president who loves America and knows what is needed to restore its true greatness. If that was the man in the moon, so be it.
CRUMP
TRUZ
Merge all the remaining candidates and you’ve got
Dr. Jeb Crumpiosich
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Trump 2.0 is an improved version of Trump 1.0 but it does have side effects. It may create rambling discussions of little interest. It may induce startling changes in perception. It may create excessive red hair production.
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Crumpz
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